DEEP DIVES

        So, I have decided I want to become obscenely rich.
我发誓，我一定要变得非常非常有钱！

Filthy, rotten, and all those other positive adjectives we use when we describe the wealthy. Richer than Richie. So rich that I can take helicopter rides to my indoor pool. Rich enough to launch a line of name-brand steaks that will only be sold at home electronics retailers.
卑鄙，腐败，还有一切我们能想到夸奖富人的褒义词。我要比有钱人还要有钱，有钱到我可以做直升飞机去室内游泳池，有钱到可以像川普那样推出只在家用电器店里出售的名牌牛排。

This new enterprise required a plan. My first idea was to convince my editor to pay me by the word. Yes, a stirring initiative of such magnitude would surely inspire, nay, embolden me to take this craft, or rather, art of wordsmithery into lofty heights unseen and previously unreached by authors, poet laureates and Pulitzer Prize winners, not to mention other fields of penmanship, such as cereal box back designers, tombstone carvers and fortune cookie manufacturers! Heavy italics usage and run-on sentences could provide a 25% flat bonus! 

这样一个新企划需要好好规划，我第一个点子就是说服我的编辑按字数给我发钱。是的，这样一个重要又激动人心的创举一定可以激励，不，是鼓励我好好把这门道发扬光大，把文字的艺术带入到一切诗人、作家还有普利策获奖者从未达到过的高度，更不用提其他的文字工作者，比如麦片盒包装说明设计师，墓碑雕刻者还有幸运饼干厂商！粗体和斜体的使用还有长句子可以提供25%的固定奖金！

They said no.
他们拒绝了。

Drat. Maps:
见鬼。
地图：


LORD OF THE LANDS
[b土地之主


by Yeggs
作者：Yeggs

      

[/aimg]

     If plan A doesn’t work, go play some Realms maps. While pursuing this activity, it struck me: why don’t I try to become the titular Lord of the Lands? This endeavour seemed simple enough; I purchase properties around the city, and whenever my friends stop by these properties, they have to send me a bag of money. I’m pretty sure this is how property tax works. If I get enough properties in a row, I can hire guards to stand outside and shake them down for even more money! Given enough time, my friends’ unrelenting circular strolls in the city would have completely emptied their pockets into mine, and I would have amassed somewhat of a monopoly, if you will. Sounded terrific to me, but none of my friends seemed too thrilled to invest when I presented it to them.
如果A计划不起作用的话，那么去玩一些领域的地图吧。当我进入这行的时候，我有时候想过：我为什么不真正名义上成为土地的主人呢？这个计策似乎很简单，我在城市周围买些房产，然后我的朋友每经过我的土地的时候，就得给我留一袋钱，我很确定这就是房产税的套路，但我有了足够的房产后，我就能雇佣安保人员去勒索他们给我更多的钱！时间足够的话，我的朋友们在城里绕来绕去，会把口袋里的钱全部给我，只要你承认，我实际上就已经形成了一种垄断。对我而言感觉不错，但是我的朋友们听到却丝毫不感兴趣。

CELESTIAL CHAMPIONS
空冠争霸赛


by Command Realm Team
作者: Command Realm Team

      

[album][aimg=https://www.minecraft.net/content/dam/games/minecraft/realms/Realms_April9_CelestialChampions.jpg.transform/minecraft-video-large/image.jpg]

     Don’t think I’m out of tricks yet. My next venture was to dip into waters tried and true, and make a Realms map myself! Imagine this: action-packed sumo-style PvP, 16 unique classes, mid-air jumps, a combo meter that fills up on hits with your secondary weapon, special powers that activate whether you’re on the ground or in the air! And better than all that, imagine all the people who would line up outside my front door to dump truckloads of hard cash upon me in appreciation! Heavenly Heavyweights – coming soon to a Realm near you!
可别觉得我技穷了！我下一个打算是坚定可靠的深潜，自己给自己做一份领域地图！设想一下：一个动作风相扑式多人对战游戏，16种特殊职业，二段跳，用满载的服务器战斗，还有空地多重超能力的处罚！想象一下就会有超多的人在我家门口排着队的要送我钱！天堂重量级比赛——即将登陆领域！

I need to stop planning my money-making schemes in the middle of writing these posts. Celestial Champions had already beaten me to the punch, so now I’m both without refreshments and one money-making hoax down. Pity me!
我得停下边写这篇文章边策划赚钱，空冠争霸赛直接秒的我渣都不剩了，我现在又没有零食，也没有一个赚钱的骗局了，可怜可怜我吧！

SEALANDS

海岛



by Axyy, Storytone, & Lioneah 
作者：Axyy, Storytone, & Lioneah 

         

[album][aimg=https://www.minecraft.net/content/dam/games/minecraft/realms/Realms_April9_Sealands.jpg][/aimg]

        Spending all your time thinking of how to acquire the money is only half the battle. It’s equally, or maybe even more important to figure out how to spend it. Going on a vacation is one thing, but to truly squander one's ill-gotten gains, why not just buy a geographical location for yourself? Sealands seems like a perfect candidate for this with its diverse biome, starting atop a mountainous isle, with a red desert peninsula complete with a wild west village, a lighthouse/dock island and a cosy little farmer’s cabin. A perfect place to dump a bunch of property on, put some guards outside and charge your invited players a fee for walking by. Gratitude is accepted in cash, credit & cheques.
把全部的时间都去思考怎么赚钱仅仅只成功了一半，同样的，你还得搞清楚你要怎么花钱。度假也算是一种，但是如果想要真正的挥霍不义之财，那么为什么不试试自己亲自买一块土地呢？海岛似乎是一个不错的选择，因为它的生物群系种类还蛮多的，前面是山地小岛，中间有着红色沙漠半岛，还有一个荒凉的西式村庄，一个灯塔、码头还有一个舒适的农舍，这确实是一个完美的花钱之地，我可以把财宝堆在这里，雇一些安保人员，收取我邀请经过的玩家费用。懂的感激吧，我还支持多种付费途径哦。

ALSO RELEASING TODAY
也是今天发布的

PILKIE WORLD
皮克世界


by Yeggs
作者：Yeggs

 
 

         

        
CHUMP JUMP
蠢蛋跳


by Yeggs
作者：Yeggs

         

        
FLOWER KINGDOM
花之王国


by Damian, Ioneh, Fetch
作者：Damian, Ioneh, Fetch

         

        
WINTER WONDERLAND
by Axyy & Lioneah
冬日仙境
作者：Axyy & Lioneah

         

        To learn about loading this and other content into Java Realms for your PC, visit our help site . If you haven't yet tried Realms for yourself, you'll have a blue diamond on the Minecraft Realms button, located on the main screen of Minecraft: Java Edition. Click it, then follow the instructions to try Realms free for 30 days.
想要了解如何在你的电脑JAVA版游戏中游玩这些内容？您可以访问我们的帮助网站。如果你还没有体验过领域的话，你可以在Java版的主界面上找到一个蓝色的菱形按钮，点击它，然后遵循说明**30天。

Want to have your own Minecraft creations featured on Java Realms and on Minecraft.net? Head over to this page, which explains the Java Realms Content Creator Program.
想要在JAVA领域和我们网站上展示你的作品？请访问上面的链接，它会告诉你你所需要知道的一切。

Happy Minecrafting!
祝你玩的愉快！


    【北海上 译自官网 2021 年 04 月 09 日发布的 New on Java Realms Get Rich Quick；原作者 Oskar Thysell】
【本文排版借助了：SPX】

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DEEP DIVES
  New on Java Realms: Get Rich Quick!
Java领域新内容：致富经！


Play up to 7 new maps this day with our new scheme!
用我们的计策去玩这七张新地图吧！



  So, I have decided I want to become obscenely rich.
我发誓，我一定要变得非常非常有钱！


Filthy, rotten, and all those other positive adjectives we use when we describe the wealthy. Richer than Richie. So rich that I can take helicopter rides to my indoor pool. Rich enough to launch a line of name-brand steaks that will only be sold at home electronics retailers.
卑鄙，腐败，还有一切我们能想到夸奖富人的褒义词。我要比有钱人还要有钱，有钱到我可以做直升飞机去室内游泳池，有钱到可以像川普那样推出只在家用电器店里出售的名牌牛排。


This new enterprise required a plan. My first idea was to convince my editor to pay me by the word. Yes, a stirring initiative of such magnitude would surely inspire, nay, embolden me to take this craft, or rather, art of wordsmithery into lofty heights unseen and previously unreached by authors, poet laureates and Pulitzer Prize winners, not to mention other fields of penmanship, such as cereal box back designers, tombstone carvers and fortune cookie manufacturers! Heavy italics usage and run-on sentences could provide a 25% flat bonus! 

这样一个新企划需要好好规划，我第一个点子就是说服我的编辑按字数给我发钱。是的，这样一个重要又激动人心的创举一定可以激励，不，是鼓励我好好把这门道发扬光大，把文字的艺术带入到一切诗人、作家还有普利策获奖者从未达到过的高度，更不用提其他的文字工作者，比如麦片盒包装说明设计师，墓碑雕刻者还有幸运饼干厂商！粗体和斜体的使用还有长句子可以提供25%的固定奖金！


They said no.
他们拒绝了。


Drat. Maps:
见鬼。
地图：



LORD OF THE LANDS
[b土地之主



by Yeggs
作者：Yeggs


   
[album][aimg=https://www.minecraft.net/content/dam/games/minecraft/realms/Realms_April9_LordLands.jpg.transform/minecraft-video-large/image.jpg][/aimg]
  If plan A doesn’t work, go play some Realms maps. While pursuing this activity, it struck me: why don’t I try to become the titular Lord of the Lands? This endeavour seemed simple enough; I purchase properties around the city, and whenever my friends stop by these properties, they have to send me a bag of money. I’m pretty sure this is how property tax works. If I get enough properties in a row, I can hire guards to stand outside and shake them down for even more money! Given enough time, my friends’ unrelenting circular strolls in the city would have completely emptied their pockets into mine, and I would have amassed somewhat of a monopoly, if you will. Sounded terrific to me, but none of my friends seemed too thrilled to invest when I presented it to them.
如果A计划不起作用的话，那么去玩一些领域的地图吧。当我进入这行的时候，我有时候想过：我为什么不真正名义上成为土地的主人呢？这个计策似乎很简单，我在城市周围买些房产，然后我的朋友每经过我的土地的时候，就得给我留一袋钱，我很确定这就是房产税的套路，但我有了足够的房产后，我就能雇佣安保人员去勒索他们给我更多的钱！时间足够的话，我的朋友们在城里绕来绕去，会把口袋里的钱全部给我，只要你承认，我实际上就已经形成了一种垄断。对我而言感觉不错，但是我的朋友们听到却丝毫不感兴趣。

CELESTIAL CHAMPIONS
空冠争霸赛



by Command Realm Team
作者: Command Realm Team


   
[album][aimg=https://www.minecraft.net/content/dam/games/minecraft/realms/Realms_April9_CelestialChampions.jpg.transform/minecraft-video-large/image.jpg][/aimg]
  Don’t think I’m out of tricks yet. My next venture was to dip into waters tried and true, and make a Realms map myself! Imagine this: action-packed sumo-style PvP, 16 unique classes, mid-air jumps, a combo meter that fills up on hits with your secondary weapon, special powers that activate whether you’re on the ground or in the air! And better than all that, imagine all the people who would line up outside my front door to dump truckloads of hard cash upon me in appreciation! Heavenly Heavyweights – coming soon to a Realm near you!
可别觉得我技穷了！我下一个打算是坚定可靠的深潜，自己给自己做一份领域地图！设想一下：一个动作风相扑式多人对战游戏，16种特殊职业，二段跳，用满载的服务器战斗，还有空地多重超能力的处罚！想象一下就会有超多的人在我家门口排着队的要送我钱！天堂重量级比赛——即将登陆领域！


I need to stop planning my money-making schemes in the middle of writing these posts. Celestial Champions had already beaten me to the punch, so now I’m both without refreshments and one money-making hoax down. Pity me!
我得停下边写这篇文章边策划赚钱，空冠争霸赛直接秒的我渣都不剩了，我现在又没有零食，也没有一个赚钱的骗局了，可怜可怜我吧！

SEALANDS

海岛




by Axyy, Storytone, & Lioneah 
作者：Axyy, Storytone, & Lioneah 


   [album][aimg=https://www.minecraft.net/content/dam/games/minecraft/realms/Realms_April9_Sealands.jpg][/aimg][/album]
  Spending all your time thinking of how to acquire the money is only half the battle. It’s equally, or maybe even more important to figure out how to spend it. Going on a vacation is one thing, but to truly squander one's ill-gotten gains, why not just buy a geographical location for yourself? Sealands seems like a perfect candidate for this with its diverse biome, starting atop a mountainous isle, with a red desert peninsula complete with a wild west village, a lighthouse/dock island and a cosy little farmer’s cabin. A perfect place to dump a bunch of property on, put some guards outside and charge your invited players a fee for walking by. Gratitude is accepted in cash, credit & cheques.
把全部的时间都去思考怎么赚钱仅仅只成功了一半，同样的，你还得搞清楚你要怎么花钱。度假也算是一种，但是如果想要真正的挥霍不义之财，那么为什么不试试自己亲自买一块土地呢？海岛似乎是一个不错的选择，因为它的生物群系种类还蛮多的，前面是山地小岛，中间有着红色沙漠半岛，还有一个荒凉的西式村庄，一个灯塔、码头还有一个舒适的农舍，这确实是一个完美的花钱之地，我可以把财宝堆在这里，雇一些安保人员，收取我邀请经过的玩家费用。懂的感激吧，我还支持多种付费途径哦。

ALSO RELEASING TODAY
也是今天发布的


PILKIE WORLD
皮克世界



by Yeggs
作者：Yeggs


 
 


   [album][aimg=https://www.minecraft.net/content/dam/games/minecraft/realms/Realms_April9_PilkieWorld.jpg][/aimg][/album]
 
CHUMP JUMP
蠢蛋跳



by Yeggs
作者：Yeggs


   [album][aimg=https://www.minecraft.net/content/dam/games/minecraft/realms/Realms_April9_ChumpJump.jpg][/aimg][/album]
 
FLOWER KINGDOM
花之王国



by Damian, Ioneh, Fetch
作者：Damian, Ioneh, Fetch


   [album][aimg=https://www.minecraft.net/content/dam/games/minecraft/realms/Realms_April9_FlowerKingdom.jpg][/aimg][/album]
 
WINTER WONDERLAND
by Axyy & Lioneah
冬日仙境
作者：Axyy & Lioneah


   [album][aimg=https://www.minecraft.net/content/dam/games/minecraft/realms/Realms_April9_new.jpg][/aimg][/album]
  To learn about loading this and other content into Java Realms for your PC, visit our help site . If you haven't yet tried Realms for yourself, you'll have a blue diamond on the Minecraft Realms button, located on the main screen of Minecraft: Java Edition. Click it, then follow the instructions to try Realms free for 30 days.
想要了解如何在你的电脑JAVA版游戏中游玩这些内容？您可以访问我们的帮助网站。如果你还没有体验过领域的话，你可以在Java版的主界面上找到一个蓝色的菱形按钮，点击它，然后遵循说明**30天。


Want to have your own Minecraft creations featured on Java Realms and on Minecraft.net? Head over to this page, which explains the Java Realms Content Creator Program.
想要在JAVA领域和我们网站上展示你的作品？请访问上面的链接，它会告诉你你所需要知道的一切。


Happy Minecrafting!
祝你玩的愉快！


    【北海上 译自官网 2021 年 04 月 09 日发布的 New on Java Realms Get Rich Quick；原作者 Oskar Thysell】
【本文排版借助了：SPX】