DEEP DIVESWHAT YOUR MINECRAFT LEGENDS MOUNT SAYS ABOUT YOU
Minecraft Legends 里的坐骑们对你评价了些什么
Let’s take a psychological deep dive into your choice of transport!
让我们敞开心扉，深入探讨你对坐骑的选择标准！
Walking used to be one of my favorite things to do until I discovered sitting down. But what if there was a way to sit down and move at the same time? Only one videogame in the entire history of the medium has dared to realize such a dream. I speak of course of Minecraft Legends and its rideable mounts. Did you know there’s not one, not two, but three rideable mounts in Minecraft Legends? Here’s some more good news – there’s actually four!
我曾经最喜欢做的事就是到处走路，直到发现还能坐下。但能否在坐下同时还能到处走路呢？纵观历史，可能只有一款游戏作品敢于实现这一理想。我所说的自然就是 Minecraft Legends 以及游戏里能够骑乘的坐骑。 你知道吗？在 Minecraft Legend 里能够骑乘的坐骑不是一个，也不是两个，也不是三个，告诉你一个好消息，其实是四个！
I thought I’d selflessly break down what’s great and not-so-great about each of these mounts and what your choice of ride says about YOU. Am I a professional psychologist who’s qualified to do such a thing? We can discuss that later. Onwards to the list!
我自信可以在没有偏袒的情况下分析各个坐骑的优缺点，以及被你选上后，它们心里对你的想法。我会是有资格做这种事的专业心理学家吗？关于这点我们可以稍后再说。现在让我们继续看下去！
THE HORSE
马
This stable steed will be your starting mount and they’re a great all-rounder. Any particularly amazing abilities? Neigh, but turn that long-faced frown upside down because this magnificent mare does a little bit of everything rather well.
这匹沉稳的坐骑伴随了游戏的新手期，同时它的各个属性都很均衡。它有什么异常突出的特殊能力吗？很难说，但也不要摆苦瓜脸啦，因为这匹出色的马儿能够做好游戏里的每件事。
WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT YOU IF YOU PICK THIS MOUNT?
如果你选择了这个坐骑，它会怎么评价你呢?
You’re loyal! Because you didn’t heartlessly replace your horsey chum as soon as something fancier came along. Or maybe you just think riding a bug is gross. Speaking of which…
感谢你的陪伴！因为你没有在看到其它坐骑后就立即换掉你的马儿朋友。或者你只是觉得骑一只虫子听上去太糟了。提到骑虫子……
THE BRILLIANT BEETLE
辉煌甲虫
Oh ho ho - brilliant, are we? I’ve met some egotistical bugs in my time, but never one with such a braggy prefix. Saying that, this beetle absolutely does meet the hype. It’s the slowest mount, but makes up for that by 1) being a speedy swimmer in water 2) being able to ascend mountains and cliff faces, and 3) even being able to fly. It can only fly for a little while, true, but that’s still longer than you and I can fly, buddy, so let’s not throw shade.
哦吼吼 —— 真有够“辉煌”的，对吧？我见识过了很多自大狂虫子，但有这样酷拽拉风前缀的还是第一次。但这只甲虫也的确名副其实。它是坐骑中最慢的，但为弥补这一点，它一能在水中快速地游泳，二能爬上高山与陡崖，更能直接飞行。虽然它只能飞行一小会，但也比你我强太多了，所以就不要在这点上多说什么了。
WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT YOU IF YOU PICK THIS MOUNT?
如果你选择了这个坐骑，它会怎么评价你呢?
You’re willing to take things slow and steady in return for greater long-term success. You don’t even know the meaning of the word entomophobia! (That’s a compliment for your lack of bug phobia by the way, not a burn on your intelligence).
看来你更愿意慢慢来，稳扎稳打的获取长线胜利。你甚至都不会知道什么是“虫子恐惧症”！（这实际上是赞美了你没有针对虫子的恐惧症，并没有刻意让你看不懂的意思）
There’s a rumor that the developers added this beetle because Minecraft Legends was initially going to be a playable retelling of Franz Kafka’s The Metamorphosis. But I wouldn’t read too much into that rumor considering I just made it up.
有传言称开发者在游戏内添加这只甲虫，最初是为了致敬弗兰兹·卡夫卡的著作《变形记》。这里我不想多做分析，因为所谓的传言其实是我刚刚编的。
THE REGAL TIGER
帝王虎
Winner of ‘Mount That Most Urgently Needs to See a Dentist,’ the regal tiger is also one fast feline. It’s the speediest mount, making it a great choice for explorers who don’t mind the fact it’s not the best climber. The word ‘regal’ means to be so beautiful and impressive that you’re worthy of a King or Queen. So if you’re one of our many King or Queen readers, ignore this one and pick the brilliant beetle. Imagine how surprised your subjects will be! Sorry if this gets you dethroned :(
作为“最需要看牙医的坐骑”比赛的优胜者，帝王虎是一种迅猛的猫科动物。在游戏里，它也是最快的坐骑，如果不介意攀爬能力的话，它将是探险家们坐骑的绝佳选择。名字里的“帝王”也表示它看上去的华贵与惹人注目，以至于骑上它的你看起来就像国王或王后那样。所以如果在读这篇文章的你已经是国王或王后的话，这里建议不要选这个，而是选辉煌甲虫。想象一下你的子民们到时脸上会浮现出怎样讶异的神情！如果这导致你因此被赶下台了，那么我对此深感抱歉 :(
WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT YOU IF YOU PICK THIS MOUNT?
如果你选择了这个坐骑，它会怎么评价你呢?
You’re a cat person. You’re impatient. You’re bad at climbing. You don’t like being insulted like this. You’re considering setting your tiger on me. You’re… actually, I think I’ll shut up now.
你是个爱猫人士，你很没耐心，你不会爬树，你不喜欢被这样评价，你准备放老虎咬我，你……好吧，我应该闭嘴。
THE BIG BEAK
巨喙
This colourful cutie might just be my favorite mount. The big beak has the highest jump and can glide for as long as you wish. You’ll need the Brilliant Beetle for ascending the tallest peaks, but this feathered friend is still a fantastic choice of companion. Which is annoying, because I was really looking forward to calling it the Big BLEAK. Bah!
这个华丽的小可爱也许是我最喜欢的坐骑。巨喙是最棒的跳高选手，并且只要你愿意，它能够滑翔得非常远。要找到它们，你需要借助辉煌甲虫的力量爬上最高的山峰才行。尽管如此，但让这些体表被羽的伙伴陪你一起冒险还挺不错。呜，气死我了，我要给它起个难听的绰号，就叫它“巨难找”好了！
WHAT DOES IT SAY ABOUT YOU IF YOU PICK THIS MOUNT?
如果你选择了这个坐骑，它会怎么评价你呢?
The ground was never enough for you. You’ve always dreamed of soaring the skies. You’re a bold explorer with an affinity for bright colours. You leap at opportunity! You had a terrible relationship with your mother. Er, actually, ignore that last one. I’m probably just projecting.
地面永远不会是你的极限。你一直都渴望着遨游蓝天。你是个勇敢的冒险家，对鲜艳色彩有着浓厚的兴趣。这让你成功抓住了这次机会！你和我的母亲关系不好……呃，请忘掉前面的最后一句话，这句话里的猜测成分太多了。
Seen a mount that makes you smile? Superb! Go track it down in Minecraft Legends immediately. Happy exploring!
一眼看上了哪一个坐骑？太棒了！赶快打开 Minecraft Legends 并找到这一个坐骑吧。祝你有一次愉快的探索体验!
【氘氚人 译自官网 2023 年 09 月 05 日发布的 What your Minecraft Legends mount says about you；原作者 Tom Stone】
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