MINECRAFT BUILDSTHE DEEP DARK MAKEOVER
改造深暗之域
Can cherry cheer up Minecraft’s bleakest biome?
樱花能使 Minecraft 中最阴暗的群系焕发生机吗？
Nothing makes me happier than the color pink. Nothing . So imagine my delight when the cherry blossom biome was announced! My favorite block used to be the prismarine brick. But from now on I’m only using the prismarine brick to craft coffins because it’s dead to me. For I’ve met my new favorite, the cherry leaf block .
没有什么比粉色更能令我高兴了。什么东西都不能。你大概不难想象得知樱花树林生物群系将被加入游戏时我有多兴奋！海晶石砖曾是我最喜爱的方块。但从现在起棺材是我唯一会使用海晶石砖制造的东西，因为它在我心中已然逝去。我已经找到了我的新欢——樱花树叶。
The cherry leaf block can make anything look prettier. I’ve worn this block on my last three dates and they all ended in marriage.
樱花树叶能增添所有东西的颜值。在过去的三次约会里我都穿着这个方块，而我每次都步入了婚姻的殿堂。
Three divorces later, I suddenly had an idea – what if this cherry set could help me turn my most-feared biome into a pink wonderland? What if I could once again explore the depths of Minecraft without bursting into tears? Could I use the cherry set to finally face my fear of the deep dark?
离婚了三次之后，我突然间想到了个点子 – 这套樱花装扮能帮我把我最恐惧的群系变成一个粉色仙境吗？我是否可以不再泪眼汪汪地探索 Minecraft 的深处？最后，我能以这套装扮克服我对深暗之域的恐惧吗？
It’s time to give an unsolicited pink makeover to the deep dark!
是时候毛遂自荐给深暗之域来场粉色改造了！
It’s tough getting bright screenshots of this biome, for obvious reasons, so I stole this one from Duncan Geere’s great guide to the Deep Dark. Yoink!
显而易见，给这个群系拍张明亮的照片十分困难，所以我从 Duncan Geere 的深暗之域指南 中偷来了这张图片。Yoink！
If you’ve never had the pleasure (?) of exploring the deep dark, be warned that this biome is absurdly hostile. It’s packed with traps, weird noises, hard-to-see horrors, and apparently a hostile mob of terrifying power, but I’m sure that’s just superstition.
如果你从未体会过探索深暗之域的乐趣(?)，要小心这里怪异的危险。这里满是陷阱、诡异的噪音、不易察觉的恐怖，以及——显而易见地——一种拥有恐怖力量的敌对生物，但我确信那只是种迷信。
First things first, I built myself a home:
首先，我给自己建了个家:
Behold, my little slice of pastel paradise!
看，我的小小粉色伊甸园！
Replacing all the glass in my windows with cherry leaves has made my neighbors so much better looking.
以樱花树叶替代窗玻璃大大提升了美观程度。
Wow, what a lovely thing to say, hanging sign I put up. Thank you!
多么可爱的悬挂告示牌标语！
Who the heck is this jerk?
这是什么鬼东西？
Once that was done, I placed approximately 1,000,000,000,000,000 torches so I could actually see what I was doing. That’s when I discovered that I’d accidentally discovered an ancient city .
我的大作一完成，我就插上了大约 1,000,000,000,000,000 根火把来好好欣赏它。这时，我发觉自己无意中发现了一座远古城市。
Would it be incredibly disrespectful to this ancient civilization to knock down their sacred buildings and place pink blocks everywhere? Yes. Let’s get started!
拆毁他们神圣的建筑、把粉色方块铺设到各个角落，这会是对这个远古文明的极大不敬吗？当然！我们开始吧！
These blue flames are a bit depressing. But with the power of cherry leaves…
这些蓝焰让人有些压抑。但只要我们使用樱花树叶的力量…
…They’re, er, slightly better? Cherry leaves aren’t flammable, right?
…它们，呃，好了点？樱花树叶大概不是可燃物吧？
I can’t stress enough how much you want to bring a potion of night vision if you visit a deep dark biome, and not a potion of permanent blindness like I did.
我反复强调当你探索深暗之域时应当带上一瓶夜视药水，而不是像我一样带一瓶永久失明药水。
Luckily, I stumbled across these weird things that lit up when I made noise near them:
幸运的是，我阴差阳错中发现了这些奇异的玩意——如果我在它们周围制造声响，他们就会发光:
Thanks, whatever-you-are!
不管你是谁，总之谢啦！
Obviously, I made sure to set off as many of them as possible to help me see what I was building.
显然，我尽可能多地触发它们来看清我的建筑。
I spent the next several days/weeks/years mining away the deep dark’s depressing blocks and selflessly replacing them with the softer, salmon-y tones of the cherry set. Soon my life became a pink blur. At times I felt foolish (me!), for the task I’d set for myself seemed impossible. I’m still getting over the trauma of my last makeover project, wherein I tried to redecorate the Nether with ice blocks. Still no idea why that didn’t work. Six years of my life I’ll never get back.
我花了接下来的几天/几周/几年来挖去深暗之域中令人压抑的方块并忘我地将它们替换为柔软的樱花色调装扮。很快我的生活中只剩下了模糊的粉色。有时我会为自己所选择的几乎不可能完成的任务感到愚蠢。我依然在试图克服上一次改造计划给我带来的精神创伤——那次我试着用冰块来装点下界。我仍不理解为何那不起效。我生命中失去的六年再也不会回来了。
But the trick to a large Minecraft project is to stick with it. Set yourself a target, free up a few hours, stick on a podcast or music or a looping audio track of me screaming “YOU GOT THIS!” and keep going .
在 Minecraft 中完成一件大事的唯一技巧就是坚持。立下一个目标，休息几个小时，然后听着播客、音乐或是“你做到了！”的喊叫的循环音频坚持做下去。
Gradually the darkness receded, and a rosy new landscape emerged block by block before my gasping eyes. Say goodbye to the deep dark, and say hello to the Unplumbed Pink™!
黑暗渐渐消退，取而代之一点一点出现在我充满渴望的双眼前的是粉色的全新景致。让我们和深暗之域说再见吧，迎接深粉之域™！
Shoutout to synonyms.com for telling me ‘unplumbed’ is another word for ‘deep’. Once again, you’ve saved my writing career
隔空问候 synonyms.com，它告诉我“unplumbed”是“deep”的另一种说法。我的写作生涯再次被你拯救了
True, it’s still pretty eerie, but it’s also eerily pretty. Try out the new cherry set in Minecraft today, and see if you can ruin a biome as thoroughly as I did! :D
当然，这仍有些怪异，但不可否认其中透露着一种独特的美丽。现在就试试 Minecraft 中的新式樱花装扮吧，看看你能不能像我一样从头到尾改变一个生物群系！:D
【透明色 译自官网 2023 年 07 月 31 日发布的 Deep Dark Makeover；原作者 Tom Stone】
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