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In my latest attempt to gain popularity and wealth, I have decided to become an influencer. As the saying goes: those who can’t do, teach, and those who can’t teach, influence, so I’m really down to my last resort here. See me not as the snake oil salespeople of yesteryear; I will not align with any poster cats telling you to "hang in there”, nor will I use outdated archaic language to tell you to capture the 24-hour cycle. No, my friends, your salvation from a humdrum existence is no further than Java Realms – browse into our collection of newly released maps, and you will feel inspired enough to move mountains, redirect rivers, or at least open a pickle jar or two!
上次我立志要名利双收时，就决定了要去做个有影响力的人。俗话说得好，“干不成事就去教育别人，教不成书就去感化别人”，所以我死命抓住这根救命稻草不放。如今的我，与曾经那个蛇油推###销员已不可同日而语。但我不会像那些励志人物一样给你灌鸡汤，也不会用那些老套的话术跟你讲什么“充分利用 24 小时”。我跟你说，你要是想从这种单调乏味的生活中解脱出来，唯一的办法就是玩 Java 版 Realms，去体验最新的精选地图。体验过后，你定会壮志凌云，想去把大山挪开、使河流改道，至少也会激动得去拧开一两瓶快乐水！


SPACE BED WARS
《太空起床战争》


BY YEGGS
YEGGS 出品

Every morning when you get out of bed, you should rattle off some random inspirational words in the mirror, you know, to feel better or something. But if the option is available, you should instead stay in bed and wage intergalactic warfare from beneath the sheets! Space Bed Wars allows you to be the best you, while taking a classic concept everyone loves (Bed Wars) and adding an expanse between celestial bodies we all know and love (Space). Go out there, blow up your opponent's bed, blow up your opponents – all before breakfast, and you’re at least halfway to success in whatever you want to do!
每天起床，你都应该对着镜子，讲上几句自我激励的话，告诉自己在新的一天也要元气满满。但要是有别的方式可选的话，你肯定想赖在被窝里，发动一场星际战争！人见人爱的起床战争题材配以天体间的太空场景，《太空起床战争》可以充分唤醒你的身躯与活力。骁勇出征，轰掉敌床，炸飞对手，完事后再美美地享用早餐，让你自信满满一整天！


FLIP IT!
《翻转吧！》


BY YEGGS
YEGGS 出品

There's a motto you should keep close to heart, that is universally applicable to any difficult situation you could find yourself in: “Flip it”. You’ve bought a state-of-the-art camera, but all the pictures come out upside down? Flip it! You’re sitting at a table that’s housing a board game you’re losing at, badly? Flip it! The list goes on and on, or ends right there. Now we have a minigame based on the motto, playable both alone and with friends, where you send out various minions from your base along a bridge to clash with your enemies. For the low cost of 5 mana a pop, you can flip the platform, have your flunkies walk upside down and hopefully avoid being intercepted by your opponent! Now, if you ever feel down, just think of that villager, trying to make it across enemy lines through waves of zombies, and add on the fact that now they got to deal with gravity too just to keep their wallet in their pocket!
有句妙语你应该始终记在心里：“翻转吧”。这句话通用于一切艰难场景。比如，你买来一部顶级相机，但拍出来的照片全是倒转的？好办，翻转一下就行！再比如，你坐在桌子前玩桌游，眼见行将溃败，感觉不是滋味？好办，把桌子掀翻就行！这种场景不胜枚举，还是点到为止吧。现在就有一款基于此妙语开发的小游戏，可以独自玩，也可以叫上朋友一起玩。游戏中，你需要从派遣各类小兵从基地出发，穿过桥梁去与敌军战斗。每次只需花费 5 魔法值，就能把平台翻转过来，让小兵颠倒着行走，以此来避免遭到敌军拦截！要是这样还没能让你开心起来，就想想那些村民吧，它们一边过掉一波波僵尸，突破敌军防线，一边还要抵抗着重力的影响⸺因为它们要护住口袋里的钱包！


JUST PRESS SPACEBAR 3
《狂㨃空格键 3》


BY ZOMBIE1111
ZOMBIE1111 出品

Do it. Just do it.
去吧，干就完了！

Don't let your dreams be dreams. Yesterday you said tomorrow. So just do it.
不要让梦想止步于梦想。明日复明日，明日何其多？干就完了！

Make your dreams come true. Just do it. Some people dream of parkour, while you're going to wake up and work hard at it. Nothing is impossible. You should get to the point where anyone else would quit the level, and you're not going to stop there. No, what are you waiting for?
以梦为马，放手尝试。很多人只能在梦里跑酷，惟有你于世界沉睡之时起跑。要相信，一切皆有可能。你要攀到别人可望而不可即的高度，看着同道人一个个颓然散去，而你仍在大步前行。那么，你还在等什么呢？

Do it. Just do it. Yes, you can. Just do it. If you're tired of starting over. Stop giving up.
去做吧，放手去做吧，你能做到的！干就完了！你若不想从头来过，那就不要轻言放弃。


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《飞尘岛》


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Happy Minecrafting!
祝游戏愉快！




【橄榄Chan（aka Olvcpr423）译自官网 2022 年 09 月 30 日发布的 New on Realms: Motivational Madness；原作者 Oskar Thysell】
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